When I woke up this morning I thought there was a dead mouse next to my pillow, laying sprawled out, crotch to the wind...
I screamed, picked up my pillow threw it over the mouse, and fell face first outta my bed into my mosquito net... i started shimmy crawling all over the floor having a mini panic attack...
After mustering up enough courage I checked under my pillow.
...it was my flashlight.
I laughed...but knees still hurt. from the fall!
Peace, Love and not sleeping with dead animals!
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Hahaha seriously, just laughed OUT LOUD, sitting alone at my computer at work...the people in the office next to me think I'm psycho, but it was definitely worth it.
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